Mission #9: Grand Theft Navy
Lash raids Drake’s dry docks to steal Green Earth submarines and cruisers.
Black Hole CO: Lash
Green Earth CO: Drake
Objectives: Lash must capture the four properties surrounding the GE Subs and GE Cruisers in order to steal them from the dry docks.
Premission Dialogue:
Lash: Gather round everyone! It's time to go shopping!
BH Soldier: Shopping, mistress?
Lash: That's right! Shopping! And we're going to the Mall of Green Earth to do it!
BH Soldier: Um... the place you're pointing out on that map says it's the Green Earth Dry Docks...
Lash: That's right! I'm in the market for state-of-the-art submarines and cruisers! And you know who has those? Drake does!
BH Soldier: It won't be easy stealing from their own docks... Not to mention we're a bit shorthanded as it is.
Lash: This is all true. But with my genius, we won't have any problems. Not to mention, I want those subs and cruisers now!!!
BH Soldier: Um... yes mistress...
Lash: It'll be easy. All we have to do is capture the four corners of the dry dock to secure the enemy stuff inside. Now let's go!
Black Hole, Day 1:
Drake: Barnacles you guys. What's going on?
GE Soldier: Sir! Black Hole is attacking!
Drake: What? They're attacking here? In our own dry docks? Hm... what are they planning?
Lash: I'll give you a hint! It has to do with you losing!
Drake: Blow me down... you're just a wee lass...
Lash: That's Lash to you Mr. Pirate!
Drake: I'm not a pirate... well, I used to be, but now-
Lash: Who cares!? All I'm here for is your new subs and cruisers. Soon as I get those in my hands, we're outta here!
Drake: I think you'll find that's easier said than done.
Lash: Oh yeah? Tee hee hee... you're going to be in for such a shock. Alright everyone! Remember! Don't lay a hand on those trapped units! You do it, and it's game over! All we need to do is capture those properties around them.
Black Hole Defeat:
Lash: Hey! That's no fair! My hair is all wet! And my clothes are soaked!
Drake: Can't say I didn't warn you. Maybe next time, you should try shooting for more island hopping early on.
Lash: Or I could just stomp your crummy bath boats with indirect firepower! That would work too!
Drake: Good luck with that, I'll be here all week.
Lash: Oooh... I'm so mad! Hey you! What are you looking at? Get back to playing Grenade Golf!
BH Soldier: Yes mistress...
Black Hole Victory:
Lash: Yay! New toys! New toys!
Drake: Barnacles! They got all of it!
Lash: Told you Mr. Pirate! Told you Mr. Pirate! I told you!!!
Drake: By Neptune's beard... you yell loud. I better go alert Eagle. After that bridge and this here now...
Lash: Ooooh... you're gonna tell on me? I'm soooo scared! Tee hee hee! Tell Mr. Birdie and James I'm still want to play with them!
BH Soldier: Mistress, we've secured the new subs and crusiers and moved them to a safer location.
Lash: Good! Let's get outta here!
Green Earth CO: Drake
Objectives: Lash must capture the four properties surrounding the GE Subs and GE Cruisers in order to steal them from the dry docks.
Premission Dialogue:
Lash: Gather round everyone! It's time to go shopping!
BH Soldier: Shopping, mistress?
Lash: That's right! Shopping! And we're going to the Mall of Green Earth to do it!
BH Soldier: Um... the place you're pointing out on that map says it's the Green Earth Dry Docks...
Lash: That's right! I'm in the market for state-of-the-art submarines and cruisers! And you know who has those? Drake does!
BH Soldier: It won't be easy stealing from their own docks... Not to mention we're a bit shorthanded as it is.
Lash: This is all true. But with my genius, we won't have any problems. Not to mention, I want those subs and cruisers now!!!
BH Soldier: Um... yes mistress...
Lash: It'll be easy. All we have to do is capture the four corners of the dry dock to secure the enemy stuff inside. Now let's go!
Black Hole, Day 1:
Drake: Barnacles you guys. What's going on?
GE Soldier: Sir! Black Hole is attacking!
Drake: What? They're attacking here? In our own dry docks? Hm... what are they planning?
Lash: I'll give you a hint! It has to do with you losing!
Drake: Blow me down... you're just a wee lass...
Lash: That's Lash to you Mr. Pirate!
Drake: I'm not a pirate... well, I used to be, but now-
Lash: Who cares!? All I'm here for is your new subs and cruisers. Soon as I get those in my hands, we're outta here!
Drake: I think you'll find that's easier said than done.
Lash: Oh yeah? Tee hee hee... you're going to be in for such a shock. Alright everyone! Remember! Don't lay a hand on those trapped units! You do it, and it's game over! All we need to do is capture those properties around them.
Black Hole Defeat:
Lash: Hey! That's no fair! My hair is all wet! And my clothes are soaked!
Drake: Can't say I didn't warn you. Maybe next time, you should try shooting for more island hopping early on.
Lash: Or I could just stomp your crummy bath boats with indirect firepower! That would work too!
Drake: Good luck with that, I'll be here all week.
Lash: Oooh... I'm so mad! Hey you! What are you looking at? Get back to playing Grenade Golf!
BH Soldier: Yes mistress...
Black Hole Victory:
Lash: Yay! New toys! New toys!
Drake: Barnacles! They got all of it!
Lash: Told you Mr. Pirate! Told you Mr. Pirate! I told you!!!
Drake: By Neptune's beard... you yell loud. I better go alert Eagle. After that bridge and this here now...
Lash: Ooooh... you're gonna tell on me? I'm soooo scared! Tee hee hee! Tell Mr. Birdie and James I'm still want to play with them!
BH Soldier: Mistress, we've secured the new subs and crusiers and moved them to a safer location.
Lash: Good! Let's get outta here!
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