Mission #5: Under Suspension!
Lash attacks a Green Earth bridge and races Jess to destroy its support struts.
Black Hole CO: Lash
Green Earth CO: Jess
Objectives: The four pipe seams (Support Struts) must be destroyed before Jess captures the four properties on the bridge.
Premission Dialogue:
Hawke: Lash, I have need for you.
Lash: Oh boy! It is going to be fun?
Hawke: For your tastes, I think so. We're moving into Green Earth. The situation calls for an offense. If the four armies know where we are, we need to launch a counterattack as soon as possible before they can rebound from their losses.
Lash: I'm listening!
Hawke: With our forces in Green Earth, the other armies will be forced to stay out of the way until Green Earth calls for their assistance. But with Eagle's ego, they'll never come.
Lash: Tee hee hee! I get it! Just some quality time with Green Earth! Oh boy!
Hawke: That brings me to your assigned task. There is a bridge not too far from our landing zone. We need this bridge destroyed before Green Earth forces can be moved across it. Do you understand?
Lash: You bet! It's going to be like... "Green Earth bridge is falling down! Falling down Falling down! Green Earth bridge is falling down! All night to-day!"
Hawke: ...
Black Hole, Day 1:
Lash: Good news everyone! It's time to go blow a bridge up! Yay!
BH Soldie2r: Right, Mistress. Our inspector has predicted that if we destroy the four support struts (pipe seams) for the bridge, it will collapse in no time.
Lash: Goodie! Let's get to work!
Jess: Not so fast Lash!
Lash: Hm? Oh hey! It's James! You were the one who destroyed all my boats that one time! Well guess what, I'm here to destroy your stuff now!
Jess: What? I'm not a... *sigh* Forget it. Whatever you plan to do here, you won't get away with it.
Lash: Oh yeah? I bet I can destroy those struts before you can count to ten! Ten thousand I mean!
Jess: That's what you think! Troops! Advance! Don't let Black Hole secure the bridge!
Green Earth, Day 5:
Jess: Are you sure soldier?
GE Soldier: Affirmative ma'am! If we can capture the four properties on the bridge, we can keep it from collapsing, even if the struts fail.
Jess: Hm... that would stop Lash's plan cold. Ok! Good work soldier! We need to capture the four properties! Let's move!
BH Soldier: Excuse me Mistress!
Lash: What is it now? I'm busy!
BH Soldier: Our spies report that the bridge can be saved if Green Earth secures the struts by capturing the four properties on the bridge!
Lash: What? Are you serious? Hm... Too bad James's forces won't take a step on my side! Tee hee hee! All troops forward march! Bring down the bridge!
Black Hole Defeat:
Lash: Ooohh! It makes me so mad...
Jess: That will teach you, and the name is Jess!
Lash: Whatever, JAMES! You'll see! If I combined damaged units and capitalize on rockets early on... I'll show you who's boss! Just watch! And if I get that port, oooh... are you gonna get it!
Jess: Humph, you'll never have it.
Black Hole Victory:
Lash: "Green Earth bridge is falling down! My fair Jessie!"
Jess: No! All troops retreat! Get away from the bridge!
*BIG CRASH*
Lash: Disaster report!
BH Soldier: It's confirmed Mistress. The bridge totally collapsed. They couldn't get a piece of cheese across.
Lash: What?
BH Soldier: Err... mission complete Mistress...
Lash: What about James? And all his friends?
BH Soldier: Jess's forces made a complete retreat. We don't suspect any got caught in the collapse.
Lash: Good!
BH Soldier: Excuse me Mistress?
Lash: I wanna meet James again! Fighting him is so much fun!
BH Soldier: Uh... Mistress.. I believe it's Jess.. and it's a "she"...
Green Earth CO: Jess
Objectives: The four pipe seams (Support Struts) must be destroyed before Jess captures the four properties on the bridge.
Premission Dialogue:
Hawke: Lash, I have need for you.
Lash: Oh boy! It is going to be fun?
Hawke: For your tastes, I think so. We're moving into Green Earth. The situation calls for an offense. If the four armies know where we are, we need to launch a counterattack as soon as possible before they can rebound from their losses.
Lash: I'm listening!
Hawke: With our forces in Green Earth, the other armies will be forced to stay out of the way until Green Earth calls for their assistance. But with Eagle's ego, they'll never come.
Lash: Tee hee hee! I get it! Just some quality time with Green Earth! Oh boy!
Hawke: That brings me to your assigned task. There is a bridge not too far from our landing zone. We need this bridge destroyed before Green Earth forces can be moved across it. Do you understand?
Lash: You bet! It's going to be like... "Green Earth bridge is falling down! Falling down Falling down! Green Earth bridge is falling down! All night to-day!"
Hawke: ...
Black Hole, Day 1:
Lash: Good news everyone! It's time to go blow a bridge up! Yay!
BH Soldie2r: Right, Mistress. Our inspector has predicted that if we destroy the four support struts (pipe seams) for the bridge, it will collapse in no time.
Lash: Goodie! Let's get to work!
Jess: Not so fast Lash!
Lash: Hm? Oh hey! It's James! You were the one who destroyed all my boats that one time! Well guess what, I'm here to destroy your stuff now!
Jess: What? I'm not a... *sigh* Forget it. Whatever you plan to do here, you won't get away with it.
Lash: Oh yeah? I bet I can destroy those struts before you can count to ten! Ten thousand I mean!
Jess: That's what you think! Troops! Advance! Don't let Black Hole secure the bridge!
Green Earth, Day 5:
Jess: Are you sure soldier?
GE Soldier: Affirmative ma'am! If we can capture the four properties on the bridge, we can keep it from collapsing, even if the struts fail.
Jess: Hm... that would stop Lash's plan cold. Ok! Good work soldier! We need to capture the four properties! Let's move!
BH Soldier: Excuse me Mistress!
Lash: What is it now? I'm busy!
BH Soldier: Our spies report that the bridge can be saved if Green Earth secures the struts by capturing the four properties on the bridge!
Lash: What? Are you serious? Hm... Too bad James's forces won't take a step on my side! Tee hee hee! All troops forward march! Bring down the bridge!
Black Hole Defeat:
Lash: Ooohh! It makes me so mad...
Jess: That will teach you, and the name is Jess!
Lash: Whatever, JAMES! You'll see! If I combined damaged units and capitalize on rockets early on... I'll show you who's boss! Just watch! And if I get that port, oooh... are you gonna get it!
Jess: Humph, you'll never have it.
Black Hole Victory:
Lash: "Green Earth bridge is falling down! My fair Jessie!"
Jess: No! All troops retreat! Get away from the bridge!
*BIG CRASH*
Lash: Disaster report!
BH Soldier: It's confirmed Mistress. The bridge totally collapsed. They couldn't get a piece of cheese across.
Lash: What?
BH Soldier: Err... mission complete Mistress...
Lash: What about James? And all his friends?
BH Soldier: Jess's forces made a complete retreat. We don't suspect any got caught in the collapse.
Lash: Good!
BH Soldier: Excuse me Mistress?
Lash: I wanna meet James again! Fighting him is so much fun!
BH Soldier: Uh... Mistress.. I believe it's Jess.. and it's a "she"...
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