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Part 7 in the marvelous Quest for the Golden Llama Campaign! :D GameXpert: Alrighty! We're... Somewhere, I suppose... [BOXX]: According to the map, we're... Already an inch over the edge of my map... Well, we can throw that one away... Mapperman: *sigh* Great! We're lost. GameXpert: Ah, but just look at those wide open fields and beautiful springs! Mapperman: ... Drug Taking. GameXpert: Ha. Ha. Ha. That joke is only funny when nath is around, by the way. But just look at this beautiful landsca- *Grumble* *Crack* *...* *Crash* [BOXX]: So far for GX's beautiful landscapes. O_o' GameXpert: T_T [BOXX]: Seriously though, what the hell was that? Mapperman: Once again, why did I decide to join you? [BOXX]: Oh, shut it... Wait, what was it that that Alien-Pirate-dude told us? Things warping? Mapperman: Oh, things are definately warping, alright. [BOXX]: Speaking of Alien-Pirate, where the hell is he? Alien-Pirate: Ahoy, mateys! GameXpert: It's Alien-Pirate! [BOXX]: It's a navy! Mapperman: It's a hat! Gimme thet captain-hat! I want it! Alien-Pirate: Arr, matey. I'm the only pirate in here, so if anyone gets to get a hat, it's me! GameXpert: A-P! What are you doing in here? Wait, where the hell did you come from? Alien-Pirate: Ground sampling. In the springs, er... now being an ocean. [BOXX]: And you need an entire navy because... Alien-Pirate: You never know around these parts. Besides, I gets to wear a hat! :3 Mapperman: T_T [BOXX]: Now, what caused the creation of this ocean, Alien-Pirate? Alien-Pirate: I haven't the slightest clue. [BOXX]: Hmm... Then there's only one logical explanation... nath: Ah hah ha hah! Greetings, fools! [BOXX]: nath, you old crook, did you fart again? nath: Nyah! Insulted I am! Surely, this is the work of the Golden Llama! Alien-Pirate: You've lost me there, buddy. O_o' [BOXX]: I'll explain it to you once we've taken care of this old fart. We can't let him get to it. The results would be catastrophic! nath: Nyahahah! Indeed, my little- GameXpert: Hey, look! nath's poodle can float! nath: O_o' ... I'm not talking to you maggots anymore. Alien-Pirate: Let me take care of that poodle. You guys go get his crew! GameXpert: I'm on it! Mapperman: Ready, captain hat! [BOXX]: Let's do this! Terms: OS: [BOXX], Mapperman and/or GameXpert + GE: Alien-Pirate: Drake + Seamanship, Combat Pay and APC Boost VS. YC: nath's Floating Poodle of Doom + BH: Nath's Crew. - Capture 4 of the 6 Ports on the map or Rout/HQ Capture BH. - The stray Lab is a Sacred Llama Souvenir Shop (make it a city). :) Day 1 [BOXX]: Hm... We need to help Alien-Pirate. nath's got a monopoly on the entire ocean. If we don't do something about it this could get ugly... GameXpert: Not to mention nath can continue his drug running! nath: Nyah! Mapperman: We could... Boycot his navy? [BOXX]: That's a great idea, Mapperman! We'll capture all his Ports! Then he's got nowhere to run to! GameXpert: Alrighty! Seems easy 'nough. [BOXX]: There are 6 ports in here... If we can capture 4 of 'em, we've got him. When nath's Battleship is destroyed: nath: My Battlenath! GameXpert: O_o' Mapperman: You really come up with the greatest names, don't you? nath: Nyah! Go get him, troops! Defeat: nath: There, now scram! I've got no time for mere maggots when I'm dominating the world! GameXpert: Drat! Quickly, we can still regroup! We can't let him get the Golden Llama! Alien-Pirate: Arr, matey! Whatever a Golden Llama is, I'll protect it! [BOXX]: You're going down, together with your Poodle! nath: Nyah! Victory: nath: Oh-oh... [BOXX]: Yes! Take that, nath! nath: No! You... Just don't give up, do you? Argh! Men, we're outta here! To the D'Or Cave, the final pitstop in our race to world domination, except for the Argent Forest! [BOXX]: Wait! Caves? Forests? Wha- He's gone! GameXpert: Oh, caves. Sounds cool! :3 Mapperman: Yay, caves... Great. GameXpert: Don't forget the forest! Mapperman: '-_- [BOXX]: At least we now know where he's heading... He's even named all of the places he'll go through. Mapperman: Told you he has a name-giving talent. [BOXX]: He's got to have some sort of map of this place... We'll need one too if we want to follow him. GameXpert: Oh! I saw a Sacred Llama Souvenir Shop somewhere! It sells boxes of cereal with maps on the back side! [BOXX]: ... Then that's have to do. Alien-Pirate: Arr, seems I've got to abandon my crew. You can go back to the museum now, guys. Time to switch hats! Mapperman: :3 GameXpert: Bye-bye! Mapperman: Um... Can I have your hat now? [BOXX]: Right. Seems we'll need to investigate some caves. Let's go.