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Mission 3: Roadblock [BOXX]: Okay, so what do we know? nath is searching for... Something. GameXpert: Right! That soldier said something about... Gold? [BOXX]: Indeed, he was searching for the lost Golden... And that’s all I could understand before that soldier died. GameXpert: Damn, so close... Well, it must be really valuable if nath seeks it. [BOXX]: Yeah.... Wait, I heard nath saying something about heading further north, so whatever it is he wants, it should be up north. GameXpert: Yup, let's chase him. ^^ *Meanwhile* nath: How's the plan going? Soldier: Lord, everything is on schedule! The plan will be completed within minutes! nath: Excellent! Hehehe.... They won't know what's coming next! *Later* GameXpert: Okay, so we've been driving north for what? 8 hours? And still no sign of nath... [BOXX]: Patience, my friend, we'll find him. GameXpert: Ugh, I hope so... And I also hope he left his stupid tank home this time... [BOXX]: Hey, we destroyed that thing last time... Again, remember? GameXpert: Yeah, but the last time, it only came back stronger. [BOXX]: Nah, that won-... Crap. GameXpert: Oh no! I recognize that "Crap". Don't say he's already he-... Crap. nath: That's right, maggots, I'm back stronger than ever! [BOXX]: You said that the last time too. nath: Grr... 'nough talk, you will never get past this! Behold! *[BOXX] and GX see the huge defense system nath has placed.* GameXpert: Oh... Well, end of story. Bye, nath! I'm outta here! [BOXX]: No, you're not! nath: Heh, as chicken as ever, maggot? [BOXX]: No he's not! GameXpert: I ain't? [BOXX]: No, you aren't. You want him to call youe a chicken forever? GameXpert: Umm... [BOXX]: Oh, come on! GameXpert: OK, OK, but what the hell is that?! nath: Hahaha! Let me explain! This is the nath-1! A true terror to any one who stands in its way. GameXpert: ... [BOXX]: Wow, the nath-1... Took you an awful lot of time coming up with that, didn't it? nath: Grrr... The nath-1 is a wonder of modern technology! It is equipped with to state-of-the-art-long-ranged-super-cannons and one all destroying rocket-platform! It also has its very own unit-spammng facility, airport, copter-defence-system AND a swimming pool. Top that! GameXpert: *gulp* [BOXX]: So what? That thing must have a weak spot. GameXpert: *gulp* I hope so, otherwise, we're doomed! [BOXX]: Soldier! You, investigate, and see if that machine has any weak spots! Soldier (BM): Yessir! [BOXX]: OK, now we wait. GameXpert: *gulp* [BOXX] (OS): Hawke with Brawler, Sniper, Star Power and Luck Roadside Battalion (BM): Jake VS. nath (YC): Grit with Sharpshooter, Sniper, Slam Shield and Snipe Shield (only this time) nath's Goons (BH): Flak Day 1: Soldier (BM): Sir! We have news about that device blocking the road! [BOXX]: Godd work! Now tell me! Soldier (BM): Intel suggests the different turrets the nath-1 has can be destroyed seperately, decreasing its potential hugely! [BOXX]: Go on. Soldier (BM): When we destroy them, the nath-1 will be malfunctioning and will self-destruct. GameXpert: OKay, you lost me with the malfunction thingy. [BOXX]: He just means that if we destroy its core, it'll explode, clearing the road! GameXpert: Ah, next time just say it in English, soldier! Soldier (BM): ... [BOXX]: Soldiers, you heard what he said! Go out there and destroy that device! Also, bring some Anti Air to take down those copters! Objective: Destroy the nath-1 by destroying each of its weapon-systems seperately. *When Piperunner 1 is destroyed* nath: Hah! You really think that's enough to destroy the almighty nath-1?! Hahaha! [BOXX]: Soldiers! We're halfway there, keep destroying those turrets! *When Piperunner 2 is destroyed* nath: Hm... Didn't think you would make it this far. Still, the nath-1 will destroy you! I still have the rocket-platform! [BOXX]: Only a little further sodiers! GameXpert: Come on, [BOXX]... *When the Rocket is destroyed* nath: No! The nath-1 is defenseless! Flee! It's about to explode! GameXpert: Ooh, yeah! I can taste victory now! [BOXX]: Hey, I’m doing all the work here! GameXpert: Details, details [BOXX]: *BANG* nath: Nooo! Everybody! Pull back and head west! The Legendary Golden Llama must be the-... Crap. [BOXX]: Wait a minute! What was that you said just now? nath: Gah! Nothing! Forget about it! I didn't say anything! GameXpert: Yes you did, you clearly said "The Legenda- nath: Ooh, just... Just, forget about it... [BOXX]: No, what is that Golden Llama you're talking about?! nath: Ugh... Might as well tell you. I'll destroy you maggots later... [BOXX]: ... I'm waiting. nath: Ooh... Fine, the Legendary Golden Llama is an ancient artifact, made by an unknown civilization. Not much was known about it, except that it was built upon huge goldmines, which are now all destroyed. [BOXX]: Go on... nath: Well, because of the fact they had huge goldmines, every other civilization wanted to take control of their territory. Being on the brink of destruction, they created an artifact of pure gold and infused it with the power of their god MagnaLlama. GameXpert: Interesting... nath: They used the power of MagnaLlama through the Golden Llama and literally obliterated their enemies. They had won the war, but suddenly the entire civilization just disappeared, never to be seen again. [BOXX]: Hmm... What powers? nath: That... Is something I won't tell you. [BOXX]: Grr... nath: Hehehe. *leaves* GameXpert: O.o Wow. That's one helluva story. [BOXX]: It sure is. But that civilization " literally obliterated" their enemies... That can't be good. And we don't know what exactly it is capable of, especially not in the hands of nath. GameXpert: Indeed, do you think what I think? [BOXX]: Yup, to the west! But first... GameXpert: First what? [BOXX]: Oh, you'll see! ^^ GameXpert: Ah, tell me! I wanna know! *End of Mission 3* Update: I added an inaccessable production facility (see dialogue), so the objective, which I shortened, is actually worthwile, as nath will keep spamming units from there with his still 15 000 G a day. Update: - Added a forgotten Piperunner. - Submitted as a .png. Sorry for the inconveniance. '^^ (don't ban me)