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Amerifunk: Tactics. TacticsCommand: Hmm… yes? Amerifunk? What is it? Amerifunk: I did it. I killed him. TacticsCommand: You did? You beat The Sleeping Leg?! Amerifunk: Yes. Here’s his Medal of Honor. TacticsCommand: Oh, that’s great! I’m sure the commander would be proud. Amerifunk: When do I get to meet this guy? TacticsCommand: I don’t know. It’s his choice of when he wants to meet you. In fact, I should tell him right now that you killed the YC general and have the medal. Be right back. Soon after TacticsCommand: He wants us to meet him in his laboratory. Amerifunk: Finally. At the laboratory Amerifunk: This is... a weird place. TacticsCommand: This is where the commander works on his experiments. Sure it could use a little cleaning up, but it works for the commander. Amerifunk: Why don’t you just call him by his damn name? He’s always “the commander” or “our general.” Hell, does this guy even have a name?! TacticsCommand: Shhh! You’re never allowed to say our commanders name in vein. Ever! Amerifunk: *sigh* Ok, where is he. TacticsCommand: His office is over here. Follow me. TacticsCommand: This is his office. Amerifunk: Ok… go in. TacticsCommand: Hell no, only an idiot would just barge into his office. ??? : Who’s out there? TacticsCommand: It’s Amerifunk and I, sir. May we come in? ??? : Do you have the medal? TacticsCommand: Yes, Amerifunk has it. ??? : Amerifunk Amerifunk: …Yes? ??? : Enter. Amerifunk: Ok… *opens door* Damn, it’s dark as hell in here. I can’t see anything! ??? : Take a seat. Amerifunk: Where? I can’t even see a ch - *trips* Agh, there’s the chair. ??? : I heard you have successfully defeated the Yellow Comet general. Amerifunk: Yes I have. ??? : That’s good. You have passed the first test. Your next test is a bit more complex. Amerifunk: What is it? ??? : You must destroy Blue Moon’s supply HQ. This will halt their unit production and distract them while they advance with Green Earth. Most likely Blue Moon will separate to observe the situation. Then we can take them both down one by one. Amerifunk: Umm… is it heavily guarded? ??? : Yes. I’ll let you take neohobbes with you on this mission seeing as it’s near impossible to complete it by yourself. Amerifunk: I’m sure that I’m more than capable of completing it by myself. ??? : You’re a confident one. Fine, I’ll let you go alone to see how difficult this mission truly is. Amerifunk: Gladly. Where is the supply HQ? ??? : TacticsCommand has the map. Now hand me the medal. Amerifunk: …where are you? ??? : Never mind. Place it on your chair on your way out. You are dismissed. Amerifunk: Goodbye. *leaves* TacticsCommand: How did it go? Amerifunk: Alright. He gave me another mission. TacticsCommand: Really? He must have faith in you. Amerifunk: Yeah, well, he said you had the map of where the BM supply HQ is. TacticsCommand: Oh, yeah, here. Amerifunk: Hmm. Ok, I gotta go. TacticsCommand: Wait… you’re not really going to the BM supply base by yourself… are you? Amerifunk: Yeah I am, why? TacticsCommand: Do you know how heavily guarded it is? Amerifunk: The BM COs are with GE anyway. TacticsCommand: The supply HQ is where all the units are produced. There’s bound to be a bunch of units being produced there with or without a commander. Amerifunk: I can handle it. TacticsCommand: Well… good luck with that. Amerifunk: I don’t need luck. I have skill. Later Amerifunk: Ah, here it is. There are not that many units here… I don’t know what they were talking about. TacticsCommand: (On communicator) Amerifunk. Amerifunk: What is it? TacticsCommand: A BM soldier must’ve spotted your units and alerted the BM COs. General donnyton activated their production factories! Amerifunk: Not a problem. I’ll take ‘em down. TacticsCommand: I really hope you can --- Donnyton: Dammit, they’re attacking my supply HQ. If they take that down, then BMs production is going to go downhill. Hitman02011: If you’re that uneasy about it, you can go ahead and check it out. Donnyton: They’re probably expecting me to do that. Hm. Desdinova, laughing_corpse. Desdinova: Yes? Laughing_corpse: Yes, sir? Donnyton: Go to the BM supply HQ and protect the factories there. Desdinova: Of course. Laughing_corpse: Ok, sir. Later Amerifunk: Ok, time to destroy these shits. BH (OS) – Amerifunk (CO Select) vs. BM – Grand Admiral Desdinova/laughing_corpse (Jake w/seamanship + Adder) Objective: Shut off the factories by capturing the BM HQ. Day 1 Amerifunk: Still no commander. This ought to be easy. Day 2 Laughing_corpse: Did we miss anything? Desdinova: Hm. There are BH troops over there. Amerifunk: Hello there. Desdinova: Amerifunk… The Sleeping Leg told me that you turned to the enemy side. What’s gotten into you, huh? Amerifunk: I feel fine. Oh, you know what happened to The Sleeping Leg? Desdinova: What? Amerifunk: I killed him. That’s the same thing I’m going to do to you and your commander. Desdinova: You psycho! You’ll never take down donnyton or any of us for that matter. Laughing_corpse: Black Hole has no chance. Amerifunk: Heh heh heh. Victory Desdinova: Aw hell. Let’s get outta here. Laughing_corpse: Damn, donnyton’s going to be pissed. Amerifunk: That’s right, you better run. Heh, the commander should be proud of me. I took down all these factories by myself. (On communicator) Tactics. TacticsCommand: Yes? Amerifunk: I’ve destroyed the BM supply HQ. TacticsCommand: Really? That’s great! I’ll tell the general right now. In fact, why don’t you tell him yourself? I’m sure he’ll be glad. Amerifunk: Where is he? TacticsCommand: The lab as always. Amerifunk: Alright. I’m on my way there now. TacticsCommand: Ok, bye. --- At the lab Amerifunk: Hello? Anybody in here? Hello? ???: Yes? Who is it? Amerifunk: Amerifunk, sir. ???: What’s the matter? Amerifunk: I’ve just completed my mission of destroying the BM supply HQ. What would my next mission be? ???: Very good. I didn’t expect you to actually succeed. For your next mission, I’m going to have neohobbes to attack Green Earth, nath and [BOXX] to attack the Blue Moon COs who are most likely going to be split up with Green Earth, and you and TacticsCommand are going to assault Orange Star. Amerifunk: What about GameXpert of Yellow Comet? ???: Never mind him. Amerifunk: Alright, sir. Where is TacticsCommand now? ???: All COs are in the main headquarters preparing a battle plan. Amerifunk: Ok, I’ll go now. ???: Goodbye.